I snuck into the bathroom while my husband was showering, opened the curtain when his head was covered in water and he couldn’t see me, and grabbed his privates. He screamed like a little girl. IMMD.
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… Who wouldn’t scream like a little girl in that situation? Totally gonna do that now tho. – The Russian
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I love doing that!! LOL Do it to my hubby ALL the time.
Most of us men will scream like a little girl if our ballsack is suddenly and surprisingly grabbed, especially if you grab too hard. They’re fucking tender.
I did not laugh until I read this post, because it is the damned truth.
I think she meant he grabbed his privates. As in to cover them up.
No, I’m pretty sure she means she grabbed his privates. That’s why he screamed. If she had meant it the other way, she would have phrased it differently.
It’s like a guy’s nightmarish version of “Psycho”.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
(and I’m a girl!)
no, she grabbed them –> comma splice
o.O
You are lucky he didn’t just /end/ you right there out of reflex.
Ha ha ha ha ha sexual assault is soooooo funny, am I right?!?!??
/sarcasm
i think it’s awesome that married couples can still have fun and joke around with eachother… unless he was actually hurt!! she probably just scared him.
I agree with Megan. : ) I kind of want to do this now.. I took it as she just grabbed (as in a touch/hold kind of way) .. I know I wouldn’t just sneak in to abuse my man…. Or would I…. Hmmm.
Its some nice and fun experience of couple to do such a thing while they showering
I did that to my dad when I was learning to walk…. hahaha
…….
because you want that on the internet
HA! DJF totally just made me spit-take tea all over my laptop.
Even better cause it’s her Facebook account.
It would be one thing grab his happy sack unintentionally; it’s quite another to purposefully hurt him for your own amusement. Sadistic much? Yeah, I’ll bet that made your day. The only good news for him is that after he’s done icing down his marbles, you damn well owe him a favor for that kind of abuse.
I don’t think she grabbed him hard enough to hurt him…she just surprised him, so he screamed.
that’s how I read it. And my thoughts are if she DID hurt him it was unintentional
Who wouldn’t scream like a little girl in that situation?
Totally gonna do that now tho…
In Soviet Russia, privates grab you.
Dammit, yours is better than myne was gonna be.. +10 internets for you.
Maybe he’s still worried about a CHUD coming through the drain? That was 6 years old for me… it was a long year.
He was obviously concerned for your future children. Pssh.
I don’t understand why you would enjoy his distress.
ummm that is very disturbing and you need help (I’m a girl)
You, lady, seem to enjoy Forced Feminization. Not. Funny.
That’s a pretty bitchy thing to do.
How would you like it if someone sneaked in and grabbed your crotch while you were in the shower? Not too pleasant I bet.
Pssh, oversensitive wankers are oversensitive. This is hilarious. I’d scream too if it was done to me, but I’d still think it’s funny.
Completely agree! Stop all you’re whining, I bet they have a great relationship if they tease each other like this…
Yeah ppl need to have a sense of humor bout things. The women denouncing this shit have all been brainwashed by mean hubbies and such. I think its a cute funny thing, she meant no true harm by it.
I’ve done that to my husband before, but not in a painful way…i just grabbed him and he screamed because he was so surprised..he was home alone so thats why he was even more surprised…
I do stuff like that with my boo all the time and it is hilarious. Humor is a great thing, it will enrich your lives, embrace it LOL and I am pretty sure she didn’t grab them aggressively or to cause him any harm, just gently to surprise him :cP
Mean!!!
P.S. TacocaT is a palandrome…
*Palindrome
GrammerNazi [sic] shouldn’t correct people’s spelling if they can’t spell It’s grammar
Well played, good sir.
However, you forgot the period between “spell” and “It’s”
Warm shower+cold hands in no no spot=screaming in eight octave range, yeah I can see it
Lol! Aw, quit whining guys…could have been worse ♪♫Sodomy-eeeeeeee♫♪
LMAO wasn’t that Cletus T. Judd, or was it Rodney Carrington?
suprise buttsecks!
Cue the scratchy violins.
Fail!! Dueling banjos duh! If you are gonna make a movie reference do it right.
I’m nowhere as nice. I just squirt him with a squirt gun filled with ice water.
Hahaha me too! We have a war going on where we dump freezing cold water on each other in the shower. Right now our shower curtain is clear though so it takes the surprise out…
Flying Spaghetti Monster does not approve!
only because he didn’t think of it himself.
Honestly it probably made his day (IMHD) too!
whoa wth is wrong with you… poor guy
You shouldn’t man-handle your man by his man-handle(especially when unawares)… did you know testicles retract back into the pelvis in frightful situations?
She was lucky her man screamed, my ex got a faceful of knuckles, it’s an instinctive reaction, PROTECT THE SACK!!! Some of us cringe and try and get away, some of us hit Vienna Boys Choir notes along the way, some of us react violently; I do the last, and will always do so.