Someone asked an old man at my church,”Hey, Jerry, where’s your wife today?” and he responded, “I traded her in during Cash for Clunkers” without a trace of a smile.
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He married his car?!
When my wife turned 40, I asked if I could trade her in for two 20s.
I think I still have a bruise.
When someone asks me if I know where this-or-that person is, I sometimes reply, “I traded her for two piglets”. It really throws people off their tracks.
I generally reply with “I ate them.”
Was this my mom’s husband? If this was in Texas, probably. LOL. Way to remarry, mom.