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The other day, I just learned that a former popular jock from High School (from roughly 10 years ago) is a prostitute. Literally. IMMD.

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  1. FunTimes says:

    Do his milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?

  2. sathka says:

    Prostitute like street walking prostitute or like sex worker prostitute?

  3. Some Jerk says:

    Yeah…that’ll show him for playing sports and having friends in high school

  4. emptyshell says:

    iwillNOTlookuptothismaniwillNOTlookuptothismaniwillNOTlookuptothisman… ;-)

  5. DrPluton says:

    I would never wish prostitution as a profession on anybody. There are too many risks.

  6. PoohBear says:

    Sorry, but we can’t see how this would make your day over all the smugness…

  7. Eliza says:

    is this some sort of sneaky promotional on HBO’s part for Hung?

    p.s. i hope so, because then it would
    a. make MY day
    b. mean one less REAL person has to do something so horrible in order to live.
    c. mean a person with such a low ego they can’t get over someone else’s popularity a decade ago enough to feel a shred of sympathy.

    • toth says:

      What’s so horrible about prostitution, as a general concept?

      • One says:

        Prostitution is dehumanizing. People who do this are really treated like objects.
        Not to mention the risks: STDs and of course wackos who beat up prostitutes or kill them.

        It disturbs me that people are so shocked by slavery, but prostitution is considered alright by many.

        There is a reason people who pay for the services of prostitutes don’t become prostitutes themselves. Think about it: if they like sex so much as to pay for it, why don’t they try getting paid to have sex too? They know the other side of the job, the prostitute’s side, is much darker.

    • Anon says:

      I suspect that there’s a good reason they don’t feel sympathetic…

  8. Liver Loafer Ranger says:

    Wow- apparently we have some former popular jocks in here.
    A a former highschool comic book geek, this made my day as well :)

    • Christine says:

      Really? Because as a former high school comic book geek and a current adult comic book geek, I find the whole thing kind of sad. It makes me crazy when I run into the people I did get along with in school still griping about the popular people. We were all stupid kids, and did stupid hurtful things to each other, grow up and get over it.

      • Liver Loafer Ranger says:

        Oh, I know where you’re coming from. But wasn’t there anyone you knew who was so overboard abusive (I mean beyond adolescent heckling) that it would actually satisfy you to know that karma finally unleashed hell upon him? I know there’s a few I’d like to see twist in the wind…

      • One says:

        I don’t have sympathy for people aged at least 16 who really pissed me off in high school.
        But I would not wish any of them to become prostitutes (although for some of them I would not care if it happened to them).

        Still, at 16 I was a nice guy, and I was not weak. In fact, people who tried to push me around quickly learned not to mess with me. But seeing them mock, harass and bully “geeks” or “nerds” or just nice but shy kids who couldn’t defend themselves made me sick, and if I could me nice with people, so could those a-holes.
        No excuse for being a douche past 15.

  9. p-teK says:

    That’s just sad, man. How can that make your day?

  10. Sionnach says:

    Okay, so the guy was a jock. Does that necessarily mean he was a jerk? I was a card-carrying geek in school (and still am), but the jocks weren’t among the worst people there. Not by a longshot.

    Unless this guy was a total ****, this is no kind of win…

  11. Me says:

    I was picked on pretty bad in high school. So bad that I dropped out my freshman year and homeschooled after a physical attack that ended with a trip to the hospital and several months of court. I don’t like sports.

    I agree with Eliza, especially B & C.

    • Anon says:

      While it’s wonderful that you don’t feel angry at your attackers, I think it would be completely understandable and entirely justified if you hated them.

  12. Fraser says:

    How did you “learn” this? Like, did he look up after he blew you?

  13. Sam says:

    ‘would you like foreplay with that?’

  14. Jill says:

    I’m so glad you added in that “literally”. We would have never understood otherwise.

  15. =p says:

    Why is everyone such a snarky asshole on this site, can’t you post a comment without trying to degrade someone? -.-

  16. ClockMenace says:

    It’s only a win if he was an asshole.

  17. Funny_Bizzitch says:

    Downgrade from jock-strap to strap-on. Either way, he’ll still be popular with the Girls AND the guys.

  18. boom boom says:

    how do you unlitterally be a prostitute?

  19. tyberius says:

    Well I used to be a geek in high school (not that geeks were looked down upon in my school, we actually valued getting good grades, and almost all of our classmates made it to higher ed), and I still ended up being a (male) prostitute.
    I work out of my apartment, I don’t have a pimp, or bosses of any kind, I don’t have to *go* to work in cold winter mornings, I don’t have to put up with my coworkers’ shitty music, office politics, backstabbing and stuff.
    Oh, and I make about as much money in a week as some of my friends do doing my original dream job – the highly sought after profession of software engineering.

    Y’know what, I don’t feel sorry for that kid. And I don’t think it should MYD.

    • tyberius says:

      (I left out that I make as much money in a week as they do in a month)

      • B says:

        Ironically, all the bad things that people claim prostitution brings (abuse, disease, etc) only occur in places where it has been made illegal. I have a female friend who is a prostitute in Nevada. She makes a killing out of a brothel, always uses protection, has never had any diseases after years of working it full time, and is constantly protected by the security there. She makes way more than I, a computer programmer, make, and you better believe if I had the body for it I’d be moving out there too.

  20. One says:

    What’s the definiton of a jock in the context of this anecdote? A bully? A douchebag? Or the kind of guy who uses girls as sex toys (i.e. pretending he loves them, has his way with them then ditches them). If it’s the latter, the irony is awesome, yet still cruel.

  21. Janis says:

    Snotty, popular cheerleader I went to HS with chose the same career path…LOL

  22. The jock is selling his jock?

  23. Bada says:

    Now you think that’s funny? I wish that never happens to anybody.

  24. Anonymous says:

    How exactly did you come across the information that he is a prostitute…? Anonymous

  25. Caitlin says:

    I bet that was awkward when you picked him up and realized who it was.

  26. Yeah says:

    Well, I guess he must know how to play with balls pretty well.

  27. Asthanius says:

    …Am I the only one wondering just HOW they found this out>


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