My boss is a super self-righteous vegan who lectures us on the dangers of eating meat. Today I came into work and caught him eating a Wendy’s Baconator. IMMD.
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… Thou can not resit me! – The Baconator
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Thou can not resit me!
i can resit a baconator
that’s what toilets are for
I may not be able to resit you , but I am able to resist you.
This doesn’t make any sense. A vegan is a person who doesn’t eat meat or any animal products. Vegans don’t eat bacon.
..or the half pound of beef on that giant sandwich.
…That’s the point. The boss was apparently a dick about being a vegan, only he wasn’t.
Many people who are self-righteous and overbearing (about any vice) are covering up for secret weaknesses. They hound others because they are dissatisfied with themselves.
perfectly worded. The vegans/vegetarians I know who are truly committed to it don’t hassle people, don’t nag, and aren’t obnoxious. If you ask why they are, they’ll give you a simple answer, and leave it be. Not turn into Preachy McPreacherton
So true my friend…my mother-in-law is very preachy about her christian faith…she constantly gave my wife a hard time about us living together w/o being married. But IMMD when I found out she was sleeping with her neighbor. Her husband had passed about a year ago….so I guess her hypocrisy knows SOME bounds!
Awesome – it’s as good as catching a Mormon in a liquor store.
Or an atheist at church.
What? That’s where Christians would want to find them, so they could help them. Have you been to church, you should try it some time. Jesus didn’t come for the righteous, He came for the sinners.
Atheists don’t need help. And if Jesus wants sinners, he’ll find plenty in church already.
It’s as good as catching a Mormon with an Irish coffee in one hand, his penis in the other, no special underwear, and only one wife. Zing!
You’re darn right you’ll find sinners in church, in fact you’ll find sinners everywhere, because all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. I’m a sinner, you’re a sinner, everybody’s a sinner on our way to hell, except One, Jesus the Christ.
Oh my. We have a preached in our midst. Everybody hide your adolescent boys!
Hardly, this is just basic Christianity, the Gospel. You’re thinking of Catholics, I actually try to follow what the Bible tells you, you should do, not what shouldn’t do, cause *Spoiler* it tells you what not to ”sleep” with, shocking, I know but it’s just, what used to be common, sense. But you can’t help it I suppose, it’s the line you’re being fed nowadays.
hey holier-than-thou, it would have made a better point if you had left out the Catholic dig.
If I reply to this, maybe the words will show up one line at a time!
YOU WIN!
Stereotyping: Everybody’s doing it
well lets see. Einstein was a Jew, so straight to Hell. Galileo was excommunicated, so straight to Hell. Ghandi was a Hindu. The we have all the greatest rock legends. Well, at least I’ll be in good company. Now excuse me, I have to run if I want a good seat in the hand basket.
In the words of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett:
Heaven may have all the best choreographers,
but Hell has all the best music.
ROCK ON!
This made me a little bit sad
me too…
Hopefully he will have the good grace to stop lecturing. If he thinks it’s important to avoid animal products, he could try actually being a vegan instead.
and if you didn’t see him on the toilet for three days straight after that it definitly wasn’t his first one.
i’ve been a vegetarian for 15 years and the one time someone used chicken soup basis (you know, the little cubes or powder, not the soup cooked from an actual chicken) and told me it was vegetable i did spend some quality time on the toilet afterwards. my body obviously has forgotten how to deal with meat.
do you really believe that in this chicken soup basis was any chicken? there are only artificial flavors in it and your body could not deal with that ;o)
My Boss at my last job was a vegan, in fact most of them were because my job was at lush. the greatest part of my day was seeing them all bitch about the meat vendors in the market just outside the shop. I purposely ate Burger Kings and Porketta rolls to wind some of them up.
Wow, I had no idea even such a tiny amount could do that…
You’re right – people who have been vegetarian for a long time adapt to not having to digest meat – I have been strict veggie for 8 years (no fish and no cheeky gelatine filled sweets!) and I reckon any meat would do me in.
Preachy veggies suck – that boss got owned XD live and let live I reckon… as long as people don’t have a go at me I don’t care what they eat, it’s up to them.
Most times I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be. But today I’m a junk food junkie, good lord have pity on me!
Lately I have been spotted with a Big Mac on my breath! Stumbling into a Colonel sanders with a face a white a death! I’m afraid some day they’ll find me, stretched out on the bed, with handful of Pringles potato chips and a ding dong by my head.
Being vegan is sorta hard. Sometimes the only way I can deal is to slip up some, a wedge of cheese, a cup of icecream. But a baconater is crazy. I hope that bastard has the trots.
So your transgressions are fine, but his are horrible, unforgivable? If you cant live the life-style, DON’T live the lifestyle! Fucking simple logic
Simple logic would let you see that Grant only listed dairy products, which do not require an animal being slaughtered to produce. Tool.
Oh, but they hurt the animals Soooooooooooo much when they milk them! Its better to just kill them and save their pain!
To a real Vegan, Grant is a horrible person who causes pain to countless animals with his eating habits, so why does he have the right to claim that those who eat meat are so much worse than himself?
Did you get a promotion then?
The only time I get preachy about this sort of shit is when people yell at ME for being vegetarian. And sometimes as a joke, just offhandedly saying, “Do you know what they DO to chickens?” with no follow-up.
This was awesome!
I hate preachy vegans/vegetarians because they give the rest of us a bad reputation.
I have no problem with vegans, as long as they dont give me crap for not being one.
If they do, I usually come back with some smart-ass remark like “They’ve proven eating meat vaccinates you against the Pompous Douche Virus”
What’s so strange about that? Don’t you know that bacon is a vegetable?
Looks like someone just lost his vegan powers.