Archive for November, 2009

I just saw my ex boyfriend from high school on Cops. he was arrested for soliciting a prostitute. IMMD!

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… “But she just looks so much like this girl I dated in high school!” – Lexi

I stopped at the grocery store on my way to work today. I bought a single-serving frozen pizza and a bottle of Mountain Dew. Along with my receipt, the self checkout machine spit out 2 coupons for Maalox. IMMD.

After I finished my history exam, I noticed my professor sitting at his desk, playing World of Warcraft. I also noticed that my warlock could kick his paladin’s ass. IMMD.

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… Not if the Dean’s Rogue pwns both of you! – Axa

In University we had a talk on some posters we made promoting our city. One guy started talking and said “These posters will make the children come, then the adults will come because the children are coming.” without realizing what he said. I nearly suffocated trying not to laugh. IMMD

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… All together now! 1..2..3! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! – Emily

My friend created himself and a couple of his friends as characters on the Sims 3. These friends included myself and his girlfriend. In the game, he decided to make me crazy so that I talk to toasters and go on about conspiracies. He lately has found out that his girlfriend is cheating on him in the game, with me, the crazy guy. IMMD

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… Just be careful the toaster doesn’t get jealous and starts a house fire. – KirbyGal

The other night I went out to eat with my father, stepmother, and little sister. The waitress commented about how nice it was that he (alone) was taking ALL of his daughters out to eat. IMMD

In science class, we were talking about the reproductive systems, which led us onto sex. The teacher called on a boy and said ‘Okay, Samuel, why don’t you do a physical demonstration?’ IMMD