Archive for October, 2009

My 8 yr old son and I were watching a trailer for a newly released kids movie. At the end the voice over guy says “what are you waiting for”? Without hesitating my son says “For it to come to the dollar movie theater”. IMMD

I teach a high school autistic class. one of my students gets really excited by none other than string. today he found a magazine with pictures of entire spools of string! he was thrilled he whole day long! IMMD

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… My kid’s got autistic tendencies. We have so much fun. I wish he liked string. He loves car crashes. Everything I own is getting Hotwheels dents. – Rylie

I recently saw a car with the license plate PBZPLIN. (PB is the atomic symbol for Lead…). IMMD.

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… His other plate reads “FeMAIDN” – Air

I was talking to my parents on my cell phone when I accidentally dropped it. I warned them by saying, “Sorry, I dropped you, hold on!” When I put the phone back to my ear my dad replied, rather seriously, “Be more careful, honey, I almost broke my nose on that landing.” IMMD

While I was shopping, a guy was ranting loudly at the manager, saying the ketchup bottle he bought earlier was clogged and nothing came out no matter how hard he squeezed. The manager asked to have a look, unscrewed the cap and removed the freshness seal. IMMD

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… The scary thing is that this person probably votes, reproduces, and drives a large heavy metal vehicle on public roads. – Heather

A woman in a brand new Mercedes SUV with dealer new plates cut me off in the parking lot of PetSmart and stole my parking place. In walking past her Mercedes on the way into the store, her Poodle jumping all over the back window and a stream of pee shooting up at the window. IMMD

I got to watch some punk kid in handcuffs getting pulled out of a cop car, try to run off. The cop just stuck out his foot and he fell flat on his face. IMMD