My girlfriend and I went to a Renaissance Fair, and she talked me into wearing a kilt. While we were browsing a shop, some old woman asked what I was wearing underneath it. Without missing a beat, my girlfriend replied “My lipstick.” The old woman turned bright red. IMMD.
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If this is the Texas Renaissance Festival in Plantersville, then I was there! Win on your gf’s part there.
No, Pennsylvania. Sorry!
Awww. xD
You use your girlfriend’s lipstick to draw designs on your pubis, too? I thought I was the only one.. Whew.
This may seem like WIN at first, but Couple at Ren Fair = 2 Huge Fatties.
Therefore, FAIL
Wow.
Comment Fail.
Yeah, well, look at the comment poster’s name. Honestly, what more do you expect from that?
There are plenty of fatties in ill-advised chainmail ensembles, I’ll admit, but you get a fair share of hot chicks in tight corsets and muscular boys in plaid skirts or skimpy leather barbarian costumes as well, so that’s an unfair stereotype.
What are you, twelve? When you’re older you’ll realize that all stereotypes are true all the time.
Stereotypes are not always true. They can’t be. All it takes is one person, just one, to prove that your statement of “a stereotype being always true” is wrong. And there are +six billion people in the world, all waiting to prove you wrong.
I have found that most stereotypes start with at least a grain of truth. They do get wildly blown out of proportion but that is why they are stereotypes.
Many nowadays are into surroundsoundtypes but, for my money, you can’t beat some quality stereotypes.
Agreed, Ajohnson. Most stereotypes, by the time they are widely known, are so blown out of proportion that they are very rarely true. But when they ARE that’s when and why people roll their eyes and say “oh what a stereotype.”
The irony if that statement is amazing.
When you get older, you’ll grow hair on your balls and learn to act like a grownup.
When you get older, you’ll learn that the internet isn’t always serious and there’s something called sarcasm.
All of the people involved in this comment thread are douches. Myself included.
I’m 5’3″ and 120 lbs and frequently attend Ren Fairs, so I can attest that we’re not all “huge fatties,” but I have to agree that that sort is unfortunately common. I saw a 250-pound man wearing a leather loincloth and have never quite recovered.
Agreed, I volunteer at a few similar events and amongst our little group, we’ve decided it should be illegal to make certain outfits in certain sizes…
By some accounts, my girlfriend may be a “fattie” at 200 lbs, but she’s also over 6′ tall, and VERY nicely proportioned (basketball player- muscle weighs more than fat). She also has a very well-tailored corset. Good corsets can redistribute weight all over, especially where I like it.
And I am 5’7″, 150-ish. And yes, she could kick my ass.
At the Texas Renfest, you have to walk 3 miles from your car to the front gates. In the heat. Any fatties that DO attempt this die before reaching the first turkey leg vendor.
WIN!
Comment Troll fail
That is what we in the trade call A KEEPER.
This statement is what we in the trade call A WIN.
So she didn’t so much ‘talk’ you into wearing the kilt…
That wouldn’t have been at the Texas Ren Faire would it? Cuz I saw a similar exchange last weekend.
5’0, 100 lbs, and I am proud to attend Ren faires and Conventions XD
I don’t see how this is a “win” at all. It’s inappropriate and rude.
I agree. That information doesn’t really need to be shared with little old ladies.
And hilarious and clever. Very win.
Unlike yourself.
And her asking what he was wearing under his kilt wasn’t?
*Agrees wholeheartedly….*
Oh c’mon. It’s an old lady, she would know what people get up to. And she did ask for it.
The PA Faire has a reputation for being a little bawdier than most. She (my girlfriend) has had a run-in with this old lady before. She won’t tell me the WHOLE story, but from what I gathered, this woman decided to “help” my girlfriend “fluff” her chest in her corset without asking or warning. (“Fluffing” refers to sticking hands inside a corset and pulling certain items up into better position.) This woman’s apparently a sicko.
Ooh wow. That sounds all sorts of nasty. *shudders*
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The traditional response to that question is “Your mother’s lipstick.”
Also, “My shoes.”
That is a major win if she was right, high five man!
I think you could use a kilt as a pick up line: ‘Hey babe wanna see whats under my kilt.’
I learned the hard way that a lot of dudes that are wearing kilts take that shit seriously… and it’s not a joke when you ask them what they’re wearing – it’s offensive.
Maybe they should chill out and realize that a girl wants to see their penis, and accept it. Or come out of the closet.
Late to the party, but that’s typical for me.
The belief is that if you aren’t wearing anything underneath, it’s a kilt. Otherwise, it’s a skirt.
Sort of an insult to a guy’s masculinity.
And you tend not to want to insult Scotsmen. Our sports? Lifting heavy rocks and flipping trees. Oh, and throwing heavy rocks.
I’d wear a kilt myself but they’re expensive as all hell, not to mention I’m unsure of my specific clan heritage. Two branches, same name, each with different patterns.
Hah! Your girlfriend rocks XD