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CHIKA

At checkout, my box of tampons did not have a price tag on it. The checker got on the intercom and boomed, “PRICE CHECK ON ISLE 7, TAMPAX.” The employee checking the price misheard the checker, mistaking the word ‘tampax’ for the word ‘thumbtacks.’ He came back on the intercom with: “DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?” IMMD.

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  1. Lexi says:

    Doesn’t Tampax have the barcode on the box?

    • Starcat says:

      Yes.

      Price checks usually happen when the computer says it’s one price, but the sign in the aisle says something different.

  2. Bob says:

    I love it when people recycle old jokes.

  3. Lurker#4 says:

    That’s such an old joke :/

  4. FD says:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You read bash
    I do too!

  5. homer says:

    Yeah, this is an old, old joke being passed off as a story. Ho hum.

  6. Rich says:

    Not only is this a rip-off, it’s a badly presented rip-off. Next time you steal someone else’s story, don’t change the words.

  7. Freddie says:

    LOL, I thought the Bash rip-offs only happened on FML. And this one wasn’t even funny the first time it was told.

  8. Bob says:

    Gee, I haven’t received THAT joke in about 400 email forwards.

  9. Alena says:

    You suck. Get a life so you can actually post something on here and not steal years-old Internet stories.

  10. Tommy says:

    That joke is older than you are.

  11. ron says:

    This needs to be posted on FAIL.com.

  12. FuckthisI'mgoingtoDisneyWorld says:

    “The hammer kind.”

  13. Ippus says:

    Yeeeah… and even if it ever actually happened to someone… it’s more FML than IMMD.

  14. Lev says:

    Is your life so dull you have NO IMMD moments of your own? Really?

  15. Chemgirl says:

    My hubby told a checker that the price on a box of tampons came up wrong.
    The checker said no man would risk a price check on tampons if it wasn’t really lower and reduced the price without checking.

  16. ihateyou says:

    I also think you are a piece of shit.

  17. Marc says:

    Do you honestly think that nobody else gets to see the same internet jokes as you? Seriously, don’t try posting old, old jokes as if they were (a) true, and (b) actually happened to you.

  18. Gozzy says:

    http://bash.org/?212775

    its better told there..


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