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Last night in a club I stumbled drunk into the ladies’ toilet and stepped aside to let a girl pass. She stepped to the same side to let me pass though and we did so humbly smiling for a couple of times before I realized I was standing in front of the mirror. IMMD

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  1. Taneer says:

    On the bright side, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting the mirror pregnant.

  2. Aaron says:

    I’m an alcoholic. It made my day!

  3. t-rex says:

    That’s pretty sad.

  4. The Russian says:

    Isn’t alcohol fun ^.^

  5. smurfenreet says:

    and after realizing you were staring in a mirror, everything went black and you woke up in some guys house?

  6. tahrey says:

    “and worse still, I then remembered my name had been Klaus before I entered the club…”

  7. Leeuwke says:

    Oh, wow, I had to read it twice to get it, but it certainly made my day aswell (first time posting a comment after lurking since the beginning of this site by the way). :-)

  8. paul weging says:

    okay lohan, keep drinking cuz you make us old farts look pretty good by comparison.

  9. Snarky says:

    Please… tell me you’re also a blonde… that would MMD! :-D

  10. anony says:

    Hilarious, I love it!

  11. anony says:

    Whats with the judgmental asshats here today?

  12. lovesbeingpedantic says:

    it has nothing to do with being an alcoholic…. i’ve done that while shopping before now when i was completely sober

    • thetruth says:

      I wouldn’t exactly be proud of that lovesbeingpedantic.

      It’s one thing to be drunk and stupid, it’s another to just be stupid.

      • mondo says:

        I wouldn’t exactly be proud of basing my self worth on
        the indiscretions of strangers on some website or acting like a bloviated ass…

        In closing; You’re a petty little twat who needs something better to do with his/her time than verbally assaulting random people on Itmadmyday.com to alleviate an inferiority complex.

        Good luck!

        • Ironyng says:

          I wouldn’t exactly be proud of basing my self worth on
          the indiscretions of strangers on some website or acting like a bloviated ass…

          In closing; You’re a petty little twat who needs something better to do with his/her time than verbally assaulting random people on Itmadmyday.com to alleviate an inferiority complex.

          Good luck!

  13. Rena says:

    Even funnier if you were the angry drunk and tried to push her out of the way.

  14. Elastic Corn says:

    Would have been funnier if you were a dude.

  15. assaf says:

    lol, that’s gold!

  16. peteypete says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it

  17. Ivy says:

    omg, love it!! especially because I’ve done that before!!!

  18. Kitzy says:

    This MMD best I’ve read yet lol

  19. Jessica says:

    Actually, that was her exact double who was copying her every move in an attempt to learn her ways so the double could replace her in life.


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