Last night in a club I stumbled drunk into the ladies’ toilet and stepped aside to let a girl pass. She stepped to the same side to let me pass though and we did so humbly smiling for a couple of times before I realized I was standing in front of the mirror. IMMD
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On the bright side, you wouldn’t have to worry about getting the mirror pregnant.
i would have difficulties to get anyone pregnant – i am said girl in the mirror, remember?
I’m an alcoholic. It made my day!
I agree with Aaron.
Yay for being a pathetic boozer.
I’ll tell you what makes my day; Realizing I’m not as pathetic as most of the people that post on this site.
Alcoholism requires alot more effort than one night at a club where you’ve had too much to drink.
You’re a judgmental idiot who’s obviously never met a real alcoholic.
this.
That’s pretty sad.
Isn’t alcohol fun ^.^
and after realizing you were staring in a mirror, everything went black and you woke up in some guys house?
any guy drunk enough to use the ladies’ toilet would be too drunk for any other action with passed out girls
Who says he wouldn’t just be in there for the hell of it?
“and worse still, I then remembered my name had been Klaus before I entered the club…”
Oh, wow, I had to read it twice to get it, but it certainly made my day aswell (first time posting a comment after lurking since the beginning of this site by the way).
okay lohan, keep drinking cuz you make us old farts look pretty good by comparison.
Please… tell me you’re also a blonde… that would MMD!
Hilarious, I love it!
Whats with the judgmental asshats here today?
cool it, lohan!
Yeah, seriously. What is wrong with those judgmental asshats?
How they dare to criticize the ways of those who aren’t like them?
Being a judgmental asshats is completely wrong and should not be tolerated.
it has nothing to do with being an alcoholic…. i’ve done that while shopping before now when i was completely sober
I wouldn’t exactly be proud of that lovesbeingpedantic.
It’s one thing to be drunk and stupid, it’s another to just be stupid.
I wouldn’t exactly be proud of basing my self worth on
the indiscretions of strangers on some website or acting like a bloviated ass…
In closing; You’re a petty little twat who needs something better to do with his/her time than verbally assaulting random people on Itmadmyday.com to alleviate an inferiority complex.
Good luck!
I wouldn’t exactly be proud of basing my self worth on
the indiscretions of strangers on some website or acting like a bloviated ass…
In closing; You’re a petty little twat who needs something better to do with his/her time than verbally assaulting random people on Itmadmyday.com to alleviate an inferiority complex.
Good luck!
Even funnier if you were the angry drunk and tried to push her out of the way.
Would have been funnier if you were a dude.
lol, that’s gold!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love it
omg, love it!! especially because I’ve done that before!!!
This MMD best I’ve read yet lol
Actually, that was her exact double who was copying her every move in an attempt to learn her ways so the double could replace her in life.