Forgot to wear a belt to work, and to stop my pants from falling down, I used the USB charging cable for my iPod. No one seemed to notice. IMMD.
Archive for September, 2009
Aiden
Sep. 28, 2009
Ken
Sep. 28, 2009
I was waiting in line to ride a roller coaster and this really fat girl and her friend totally cut in line. When it was her turn to get on the ride, they couldn’t engage the shoulder harness because she was too fat, so she couldn’t ride. IMMD
Mia
Sep. 28, 2009
Last week I found a stash of food my cat had made. She must have been taking a mouthful a day and carrying it into the closet. Is there a Cat-2k disaster she is preparing for? IMMD.
Benjamin
Sep. 28, 2009
Yesterday I got a donut, and there wasn’t a hole in the donut. THAT MEANS MORE DONUT! IMMD.
William
Sep. 28, 2009
Yesterday I was playing Call of Duty, and my dad (who served in the first Gulf War) says gimme that, I can do that. He died immediately. He said the game was broken. But then he died again. IMMD.
Fave Comment:
… Then he took me outside to see how I could survive a real war. I died immediately. It made HIS day. – the Ramen Noodle
Nico
Sep. 27, 2009
Today, it was raining and I didn’t have my umbrella. However, I saw one of those elephant ear plants (with the huge leaves) and fashioned a “survivor” umbrella. IMMD.
Fave Comment:
… I’ve learned more from you than I ever did from Girl Scouts. – Nakkurusu
Kevin
Sep. 27, 2009
Well, when I went away on business my ex friend took it upon himself to get with my gf. 2 years later he is going to jail after she turned in him for being a pedophile. IMMD!
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