Today I saw a pigeon get pood on by another pigeon. Justice. IMMD
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… Every time a pigeon poos on another pigeon an angel gets its wings. – Odd Robot
Today I saw a pigeon get pood on by another pigeon. Justice. IMMD
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… Every time a pigeon poos on another pigeon an angel gets its wings. – Odd Robot
The first guy I ever dated made me feel incredibly undesirable. He just e-mailed me asking if I would have sex with him if he paid me. I forwarded it to his wife and IMMD.
All three of my boys came into my room this morning to say “good morning” to our foster baby and then went a whole morning without fighting, because they didn’t want to scare him. IMMD
I added my co-workers as friends on Facebook and found out they waste as much time with status updates, farmville, and sharing YouTube videos as I do! IMMD!
Today, my 5 year old sister gave me, “the talk.” She told me when bird’s and bee’s have a baby the mommy bird’s tummy gets very big and out pops a baby human. IMMD
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… This is essentially what they taught us in med school. – Dr. Throb
I was driving and singing the theme to “Arthur” ridiculously loud with my windows down, and a car pulled up, waited a second, and started singing along. IMMD.
My ex-husband left me for a man… who then turned around and left him for a woman. IMMD.