Yesterday I had sex, ate breakfast, saw a movie, and had sex again (same girl) all while my roommate only played World of Warcraft. IMMD.
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in-game gold only works irl if you’re a chinese gold farmer lol
100 thumbs up for you! There is life outside WoW and sex makes it worth living…
People like you are what’s wrong with society. Always looking over everyone else who’s either not as lucky as you perceive yourself to be, or choose to spend their time differently…
Don’t worry Tipsy, someday your ship will come in and you’ll get out of your mom’s basement and laid too…
((huggles))
Wow, you are a fucking c***.
Argeed!
I third the c*** comment.
Fourthing the c*** comment.
Cinco on the c*** comment. what an self righteous
one at that. Blech.
fifth that c*** comment!
I work in a comic book store and I see people like that every day, who justify having no life by being super-bitter to everyone who does. I just got home and read your reply, which is -exactly- what I think when I see them…and IMMD.
((huggles hosebunny))
I completely agree with you!!
Tipsy, you are too smart for this website honestly.
hi. You are bitter. Lots of thing suck. Lots of things are good. WoW can be either, but doing it all day is a bad sign, I think. Bad for your eyes, and your getting exercise.
Sex can be good or bad, but at least it gives you exercise and is physical contact. And releases hormones that are good for you.
So screw that view. Who are you to say what’s wrong with society. You don’t know him or his roommate.
I agree, Tipsy. It’s interesting that almost everyone percieves people who play MMORPGs, or indeen any online game, as being unintelligent “geeks” or worse. Keep on being awesome.
Yesterday, I had sex with your girlfriend, ate the food in your fridge, and THEN played World of Warcraft. IMMD
Haha, no you didn’t, you wish you were that cool, but sadly… you’re not
bwahahahahahahaha! excellent
Haha, that was EPIC. IMMD
get this man over nine thousand interwebs.
Today I spent ten hours playing WoW, and then had sex with my girlfriend.
Today I did your girlfriend and played WoW at the same time. It was all I could do to keep myself entertained.
Today I spent 5 hours playing WoW, and at the same time had sex with my girlfriend and her friend, IMMD
riiiiiiiight…. sure you two did that… are you sure that you didn’t
do megan fox or turned in to superman and spiderman while you where
at it…. and iceydevil 10 hours.. you succesfully wasted an entire day way to go!!! please tell me where to send the freaking medal….
Ooh, I did!
That’s so cool that you make sure to say ‘same girl’, so as not to look like a philandering douchekit.
Tipsy, is Not-making-fun-of-people why you’re on this site? You’re a hypocrite.
Having multiple partners doesn’t make you philandering.
So what’s the difference? You’re both sloths, wasting your life sitting around doing pretty much nothing. Does that make your day?
actually I’m using my government-issue laptop on the third plat of the nuclear submarine Ohio at Puget Sound Naval shipyard where I am the only female welding instructor, making $27.09 an hour while typing on break. Yes, it makes my day.
I think he was referring to the poster, who after all the activities in his day, really accomplished nothing.
Missed a comma up there. Not to hard to figure out where.
After who! I figured it out, yes!
I love you!
I saw that Ilovetackythings commented “I love you” to Jojo, therefore indirectly calling Jojo a tacky thing with the username… Juxtaposition made my day!!! LOL
JK Jojo, I just thought it was funny.
ahahah.win for you.
^_^
Damn, insecure much? Someone makes a comment on the internet that may or may not have been aimed at you, and you respond with a biography on why your special.
Being the only female welding instructor, I’m guessing she’s in the habit of being on the defensive. You would be too. Step off.
Hey, is that ceiling chaffing you through your welding helmet?
BAM.
Roflmao, he wasn’t talking to you.
Not nothing. Creating a stronger bond with a partner. I mean, what would be something? What value judgment is worth making?
good for you dude… lol! I hope you rubbed it in his face! The rest of the haters here are people like your roommate, hahah… don’t pay them any attention!
Yeah he had sex in the room while his roommate played all while shouting “YOU COULD HAVE THIS!!! IF ONLY YOU DIDN’T PLAY SO MANY VIDEO GAMES!!!”
Then he woke abruptly from his dream of having an opposite-gender partner that isn’t just his hand with lipstick on it.
He pulled himself from his sweaty bed and looked at the clock, realizing it was 3:40pm. At that point he would have been frenzied to get ready for work but then he remembered that he is a slothful douchebag who doesn’t have a job and contributes nothing to society.
So he looked over at his roommate who was furiously mashing buttons on a keyboard and said to him in a slurred voice of someone who just slept 22 hours “Hey you douche. I’m better than you. I … I have sex.”
His roommate then turned to him and said “Hey the toilet was clogged so I shit on your face.”
That’s all what really happened. He lied when he posted this.
now that would make my day.
agreed
You know these things actually do happen. Having sex multiple times in a day. Its pretty nice.
you are aware that a life and WoW aren’t mutually exclusive, right? I’ve spent many a Saturday, doing every activity mentioned on the list, including playing World of Warcraft.
My question is, why would you play more WoW instead of do more of “every activity mentioned”?
You ate breakfast? O.O
Booky sucks ass! Wooohoooo! a round of applause!
You win.
Someday your roommate will learn…
last year i woke up, played world of warcraft, met the girl who would eventually become my wife, had her make me breakfast and then made a porn movie with her dressed like a night elf.
Night Elf Druid I hope.
Gotta love that boomkin form.
Win.
Oh, guys. Stop generalizing his one day as a total application to the world.
Sex and Warcraft and Movies are all good in moderation, we know this.
He was just talking about his one day and his one friend
Yeah, f**k WoWtards and may they all burn in eternal Hell for being lame ass f*ggots.
Sounds like you got raped, battered, assaulted, robbed, or some other horrific act by a person who plays online games. Hate the deed, not the breed, man…
I think someone stole Again’s equipment in WoW.
Someone must have gotten into his account and sharded all his purples…
Win.
Epicly. (Is that a word?)
i dont play WoW, but Again just sounds like an asshole
WoW doesn’t make you eyaculate and you pay for it
…depends on whether or not you find blood elves hot.
Yesterday, I had sex, ate lunch, played World of Warcraft, ate dinner, had sex again (same girl), all while you’re here bragging like anyone gives a fuck.
IMMD
LuLfail you’re a hypocrite.
Uhm, I do believe LULfail was trying to make a point, you fucktard.
call people a fucktard turns you into a fucktard.
Yesterday, I made a level 80 Paladin, all while my roommate just ate and mated and watched a movie. IMMD
Hahaha…nice one.
Where will that level 80 Paladin get you in life? At least your roommate was fulfilling his purpose as a man.
haha yeah! waita go tommy boy
yes, making sure he has child support payments and no job! but at least he got that lunch!
Child support payments? Not if he was wearing a condom, idiot.
Tsk all of you are sitting here thinking that he said (same girl) to not sound like a douchebag, but you have been fooled!
It’s to put off the fact that it was a man!
Uh…. so what?
I worked my ass off from 6am to 4:30pm today and came home to see my beautiful wife and daughter, all while feeling an innate sense of self-importance and accomplishment.
Sorry your slothful day doesn’t really count as any type of accomplishment.
Why is it everyone is assuming he was being “slothful”? Maybe it was just his day off. Not everyone works Monday to friday you know. There’s nothing wrong with relaxing and seeing a movie and not accomplishing anything on a day off.
LOL, epic win
Nice reason to not play WoW YAY!
God why is everyone coming down so hard on poor Matt?
Maybe it was his day off..
Or maybe he is a college student?
But I agree with the point he makes that video games are a total waste of f**ing time & accomplish nothing. At least he got laid & watched a movie for chrissake.
I’d be more impressed if you had sex with a different girl the second time.
There needs to be a better word for awesome…
So how does Matt bragging about getting laid make him any better than his roommate? I don’t know about you, but if he left out the part where his roommate was playing a video game while he was doing those things he wouldn’t sound like a jerk. The fact that Matt obviously thinks he is better than his roommate just because he had sex twice and ate breakfast while his roommate played a video game makes Matt a jackass.
And by the by, I work 12 hour over night shifts and am allowed to play online video games during the considerable amount of down time that I have. As well as my actions while doing my job have directly resulted in saving the lives of the public which I serve. Yet I don’t go on to websites to brag about this and say I’m better than anyone else because I am only human and I have my faults just like everyone else. However it stands to reason that I’m not a jackass, unlike some people who get their jollies by putting down their very own roommate. Way to go Matt, fly your colors proudly so that we all get to see you for who you really are.
Can have your job? or a job like it? please!
Baughb, I don’t know what you do, but it sounds like you deserve my thanks as a citizen.
Y’know, Belladonna, the porn megastar who runs her own production company with her husband (VERY NSFW: http://enterbelladonna.com) is an avid gamer: she owns something like eight gaming consoles, and loved playing Final Fantasy online. She tweeted that she paid $50,000 to the IRS in taxes last year (gamers=losers?).
My fiance and I play together often, and we know a married couple who joined WoW so they could play together (gamers=sexless?). Gaming has been linked to preservation of mental acuity and hand-eye coordination in the elderly (gaming=waste of time?).
The game industry raked in $17.9 billion in 2007 (http://kotaku.com/346284/game-industry-reaches-179-billion-dollars-in-2007), and is poised to overtake music in terms of revenue (gaming=worthless?).
*shakes head, skips off to have sex and play Zombie Apocalypse
Damn. I should have put most of that under Tom’s post. Anyway, I agree about
the odor of superiority in OP.
I’m all for people playing video games. I play video games. However, most people are only awake 16 hours a day; playing so long that someone else can eat a meal, have sex twice (even if each time was a quickie), and watch a movie is borderline excessive, especially if they play in such long stretches everyday.
Like I said, I’m all for people playing video games, but I’ve known people who played them so excessively they got fired because they stopped showing up to work in the first place, so I am quick to frown upon excess. I could be wrong, but my reactions are controlled by personal experiences.
Today, me (girl) and my friend (male) played WoW together, then had sex.
Beat that.
I can beat it, i did all that and ate breakfast
I watched you having sex and beat it on your breakfast, extra syrup on that pancake.
So that’s why they tasted a little funny
I have beat that. so hard. Oh man. Bitches don’t know.
When lying, try not to oversell it
Yup, there’s nothing like putting down the people you agreed to live with to make yourself feel better. Because, it’s not as if the sex on its own was good enough to make your day, right?
Today I played World of Warcraft, had lunch, saw part of a movie, and volunteered at the local animal shelter and played with kittens. IMMD.
Megabyte, i read your comment and IMMD.
I’m pretty sure I know who wrote this, and your (our) roommate/housemate would not be too happy if he saw you wrote this. He’s too nice of a dude and too good of a friend to talk about him like he does nothing ‘Matt’ (Last name).
…busted! 8D IMMD.
Today I had sex, went cruising in the mountains in an Evo VI with my boyfriend, had sex again and am playing World of Warcraft while I read this
Take the good with the slow. I play WoW AND get laid! Its pretty much the good life.
When WotLK came out, I was at home having sex with my girlfriend. My roommates? Standing in line in a saskatchewan winter, buying me a copy too
WIN
All your base are belong to me!
Just wondering what this reference is to I saw it on other posts but don’t get it. Please help
This reference is somewhat relevant to this topic because Blizzard Entertainment (Creators of World of Warcraft) used a similar line, “All your base are belong to us” as a cheat code in a game they created called Warcraft 3. This strategy game is also rumored to be the origin of the PWN meme.
Anyways, Blizzard took the quote from a cut scene from a version of Zero Wing, a video game from 1991, after it grew into a famous fail. The joke is actually the entire script of this cut scene which includes other lines like “Somebody set up us the bomb” (which is also a WC3 cheat) and “You have no chance to survive make your time”. It is also believed that this famous broken english scene was an ingredient for todays internet language. An example would be “I can has cheezburger?”.
If you’re still reading then you are probably dying to know what that cheat code enabled in Warcraft 3! Before you buy the game, I will tell you that it gives you instant victory which is EXACTLY what this reply is!!!!!!!1
For Great Justice!
P.S. Next time just google it, buddy.
Related:
http://graphjam.com/2009/08/26/song-chart-memes-have-girlfriend/
I actually think people are being too hard on this matt guy, it made HIS day, it doesnt have to make yours.
hey, sounds like my boyfriend has been bragging again, since this is what it was like at our apartment, he got lucky nearly every night or day and the room mate played video games all day. Way to go Matt, enjoy your good fortune, alot of us like to rub it in!
…maybe he just stayed in his room playing WOW because he didn’t felt like walking on his roomatres having hot steamy sex all over the place….
I play WoW between sex lol
I love how people always go ‘zomg I had sex’ as this classical means to put down people who play video games. Like it’s this huge achivement that only the coolest of the cool can attain. Most of the population is having sex, you know…you are just soooooo much better than your rooommate.
Are you my ex boyfriend’s room mate?
Jealous, bitch?
Roommate: Yesterday, while my roommate spent the entire day running around doing stuff, I was left alone to play WoW for hours and IMMD.
My goodness so many WoW haters here. People like his roommate give us WoW players a bad name. For realz
I am not sure why nearly every person who plays online games is thought of as obsessed. While there may be some people who play online games eccessively, most of us are able to moderate our amount of game-playing. MMORPGers and other online gamers, keep being awesome. Personally, I have Xbox Live.
“The cake was a lie!!!” – The Late Cake Major.
The only thing you had to boast about was the sex, dude. That is the ONLY thing, besides sleeping, that you CAN’T do while playing WoW
sounds like my brother, he is the one playing World Of Warcraft.
I’ve done the same but after second round of sex we went to kill some dragons together
i spend saturdays doing my boyfriend, then watching anime with him. It would be awesome if he played wow too!