I was at the Coffee Bean and everyone there was in better shape than me. Then I noticed they were all worthless douchebags. IMMD.
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Remind me to never go to a coffee bean. Apparently ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the people there are douchebags, and one of them is really fucking fat, too!
Ha.
Win!
Fat and bitter.
This IMMD is just sad.
apparently you were the douchebags this person was talking about. I hope putting people down on the internet makes your day.
awww poor guy, did the good looking coffee drinkers hurt your self-esteem that badly? lol what a fail of an IMMD this was.
a little jealous at thinner people mutj?
Well the OP wins at life, so it doesnt matter. I wonder how many of them drive hummers, faggots.
Yes, lets just assume that anyone who takes pride in their personal appearance is a douchebag corporate suck up. We can be cool and sit in the corner and cut ourselves.
I’m just curious as to how the OP came to the conclusion that everyone in the place was a “worthless douchebag”?
ever hear the phrase: “It takes one to know one.”?
Cool story bro
Riveting tale, chap
YAY Self Loathing rears its ugly head! Maybe you should take a jog before you comment on how other people live.
everyone there was feeling down about being douche bags till they saw you and remembered they still get laid and IMTD.
Win!
FINISH HIM!!!
do i sense a little jealosy…
no no wait
i sense tons of jealosy…
yes thats it..
ohh you silly little fat person…
please note that being healthy will not make you immortal, don’t take life seriously, NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE ANYWAY.
You’re quoting Warren Buffet wrong. It’s meant in the sense of “don’t get fat and sit around all day, and instead go out there and do something fun.”
Jesus fucking christ, what did a fat guy ever do to you? Oh noez! Person is different! Oh my god! How dare anyone be different. How dare we not all look like supermodels.
Yeah, but assuming everyone else are douchebags just because they are fitter than you are? Got an excuse for that?
coffee bean in la veta?