It Made My Day 

Archive for September, 2009

Dan

Sep. 30, 2009

Today I was working at a movie theatre and saw a guy sneaking into a movie. It was a 3-D movie and he forgot to steal glasses as he was walking in. IMMD

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Whit

Sep. 30, 2009

Today my ex-girlfriend stopped by my office and gave me a box of sushi, only for her to meet my current girlfriend as we left for lunch. IMMD

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Dan

Sep. 30, 2009

My girlfriend’s best friend finally admitted that the guy she’s dating pretty much looks like a prawn from District 9. IMMD.

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HellHathNoFury

Sep. 30, 2009

I realized that whenever I let my tiny house rabbit into the yard, the neighbor’s obnoxious great dane huts up and hides in his doghouse. IMMD

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Editor's Post

Sep. 30, 2009

Synchronicity!

It’s the compounding of Daymaking!

One afternoon I saw the solo guy who always rips up the carpool lane getting arrested. Not a ticket. Arrested. IMMD. – Jules

There is no “i” in team work, or carpool lane, apparently.

I was the guy who slowed down so that the cop could pull in behind him. IMMD, and my fellow passenger’s, too! – Robert

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Emmy

Sep. 30, 2009

Today I saw a valley girl on her cell phone on the freeway cut off a motorcycle cop. He gave her a ticket. IMMD.

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Kevin

Sep. 30, 2009

Today I walked into my school bookstore looking for the wallet that I had lost. They found it, then offered me a job and hired me. IMMD

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