Today I was working at a movie theatre and saw a guy sneaking into a movie. It was a 3-D movie and he forgot to steal glasses as he was walking in. IMMD
Archive for September, 2009
Dan
Whit
Today my ex-girlfriend stopped by my office and gave me a box of sushi, only for her to meet my current girlfriend as we left for lunch. IMMD
Dan
My girlfriend’s best friend finally admitted that the guy she’s dating pretty much looks like a prawn from District 9. IMMD.
HellHathNoFury
I realized that whenever I let my tiny house rabbit into the yard, the neighbor’s obnoxious great dane huts up and hides in his doghouse. IMMD
Editor's Post
Synchronicity!
It’s the compounding of Daymaking!
One afternoon I saw the solo guy who always rips up the carpool lane getting arrested. Not a ticket. Arrested. IMMD. – Jules
There is no “i” in team work, or carpool lane, apparently.
I was the guy who slowed down so that the cop could pull in behind him. IMMD, and my fellow passenger’s, too! – Robert
Emmy
Today I saw a valley girl on her cell phone on the freeway cut off a motorcycle cop. He gave her a ticket. IMMD.
Kevin
Today I walked into my school bookstore looking for the wallet that I had lost. They found it, then offered me a job and hired me. IMMD


