Tuesday I heard a loud noise and looked up to see a helicopter, then a white Ford Bronco sped by me on the street, and I thought that maybe I had time traveled to 1994 to help OJ get away. IMMD.
Archive for August, 2009
Maxwell
Aug. 24, 2009
Allen
Aug. 24, 2009
Yesterday I was playing with our new daughter, and I screamed out “She said her first word!” My wife yelled back “Unless ‘Lady’ is in front of it, ‘gaga’ isn’t a word!” IMMD.
Tad
Aug. 24, 2009
Today I realized that I wear pajamas more than I wear a suit, but I still make more money than both of my parents combined. IMMD.
Cynthia
Aug. 23, 2009
Today I went to the bank and checked my balance just so I could get the free coffee and lollipop. IMMD.
Ed
Aug. 18, 2009
Today I left the ice cream out of the fridge by mistake, and it melted. Instead of putting it back in the freezer so that it got that nasty re-frozen texture, I spent the afternoon drinking it straight from the box. It made my day.
Daniel
Aug. 15, 2009
I went swimming at the beach and my shorts slipped off in the deep water. I tried to find them, but they were gone. I walked back to my car, covering myself with two big pieces of kelp. IMMD.
Jacob
Aug. 14, 2009
Today my daughter was playing Wii without wearing the wrist strap, and threw her controller into my $2000 plasma TV. Now I don’t have to watch Project Runway. IMMD.
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